Sunday, May 1, 2011

May 1st, 2011

 From the NEWS desk of Tom Mongell:
· Mon 5/2 – and other nearby dates - Law Day, vicinages in all 21 counties. Theme: “Legacy of John Adams, Boston to Guantanamo”

· Tue 5/3 – Governor’s Conference for Women, Atlantic City

· Wed 5/4 – Ocean County Community Development Block Grant public hearing, Toms River

· Thu 5/5 – Lawsuit against Ocean County officials filed by homeless advocates, Toms River

· Wed 5/18 – National HIV Awareness Day

· Thu 5/19 – ATG, 7 pm; ATC, 8 pm

· Thu 5/19 – John McMenamin’s tentative deadline to challenge his ouster as Stafford Township mayor

· Fri 5/20 – MODC general membership meeting, Spring Lake Heights

· Wed 5/25 – MODC Legislative Reception, Point Pleasant




The Royal Wedding of HRH Prince William and Kate Middleton


White House Releases Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate/


http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/18/us-pentagon-mcchrystal-idUSTRE73H6ZH20110418


Donald Trump and the F-bomb




General Motors Pays $59.4 Million In Dividends





Employment Situation Summary





2011 Beach Sweeps is scheduled for:



Tea bag (sexual act)



Tea Party protests


Is potatoe an old spelling of potato?

Answer:
Apparently in the 19th C or before potato was spelled potatoe - but in the 20thC potato became the correct spelling and potatoes for plural. So now potatoe is considered a misspelling.

Fort Monmouth


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phil is completely out of his mind if he thinks the economy is improving what a laugh. As far as calling people tea baggers how bout referring to Phil as a c-sucker. Its same thing Phil. Just some verifiable facts. When Bush left Gas was $1.89/gal,now $4.00 unemployment was 4.77%, Gold was $670 now $1566 silver was $7.80 now $49/oz. Obamas job stimulous cost $286,000 per job created or saved

Anonymous said...

The term tea bagger must finally be being recognized for the vulgar term that it is. Bill Maher was on David Letterman recently and he was bleeped every time he said tea b***BLEEP***r. And that's at 11:00 at night!!

Anonymous said...

Please stop holding the te-bagger comment over Bob, he likes it.

Anonymous said...

And notice how Bob is putting the "Fukushima" nuclear comment out there now?

Bob has stooped to a new low ever since allowing the tea-bagger comments to go out on the airways.

mikejsal said...

Could anonymous be chris's financial advisor ? Phil may have sniffed a few corks. But most wine drinkers do. The tea party people are the "SUCKERS".

Bill, from Toms River said...

"Even if EVERYTHING in Iraq goes perfectly, it won't be worth the life of just one American GI."

- Bob Levy.

Hey, Bob? We FINALLY got Osama bin Laden! How's THAT for perfect?

The Arab League (look it up) chose Iraq to hold its 2011 annual convention. Why? They said it's the safest country in the Arab world, now.

Bill, from Toms River said...

Phil, from Brick, and Herb, from Toms River, are married to their party (Democratic party). You know, you had to type it in high school typing class: "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of THEIR party."

Bill, from Toms River said...

What does Barack Hussein Obama mean in Arabic?

Jimmy Carter, all over again.

One and Out (as in Presidential term in office).

Bill, from Toms River said...

Did 'ya notice, last Christmas, that Bill Clinton was able to handle a Presidential press conference (he was subbing for "The Big O"), without the aid of a teleprompter? He had The White House press corps eating out of the palm of his hand, too. THAT'S "presidential."

Bill, from Toms River said...

Did 'ya notice, last Christmas, that Bill Clinton was able to handle a Presidential press conference (he was subbing for "The Big O"), without the aid of a teleprompter? He had The White House press corps eating out of the palm of his hand, too. THAT'S "presidential."

Bill, from Toms River said...

Is ANYBODY buying Donald Trump's bid to BE president?

Bill, from Toms River said...

Hey, forget Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater, too. Whatever HAPPENED to Fred, from Lacey?

Bill, from Toms River said...

Hey, forget Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater, too. Whatever HAPPENED to Fred, from Lacey?

Bill, from Toms River said...

Sorry for the re-print comments, guys. This is Bob Levy's way of saying, "do you think I think about YOU?!"

Anonymous said...

So now the Lyin King Claims credit for getting Osama using the same strategies and tactics he so strongly opposed when Bush the younger was in office. Oh and this time he only dithered for 16 hours so he could sleep on it while those responsible for implementing the attack could just sit and sweat it out. The Narcistic Sociopath must fiddle,diddle, and dither while we burn. We are so blessed.

Anonymous said...

Jobless claims up 474,000 just last week. Things must be getting real good out there. I wonder when the Lyin King will ban the release of the stats. It will happen and the lemmings will follow him right over the cliff in wonder and amazement at what HE hath done for us. AMEN, Hallelujah lets dance for joy

Anonymous said...

Oh Joy, This just in Obama considers plan to tax cars by the mile. Oh the glory, oh the majesty, and the greatness of one so gifted in our midst who cares so much for the little people.Just the mention of HIS name creates waves of ecstacy. We must ban elections and crown Him King of Kings and bask in HIS reflected glory

Anonymous said...

It is called the "Transportation Opportunities Act. The money will be automatically debited from your acct. every time you fill up based on your mileage. I've got that joy joy joy joy down in my wallet. I guess we should all just try to relax and enjoy the experience of being raped again and again by "The One"

mikejsal said...

Notice how the preacher in phx remains anonymous. Maybe he will grow a pair instead of gargling them. Don't you want to talk about Caterpillar, John Deere or Verizon stock prices ?

Anonymous said...

I am all for taxing people by the mile, afterall, all those environmentalists that are driving up the cost of everything should pay their fair share.

I'm tired of sitting in my big gas guzzler and paying for these eco-clowns.

Anonymous said...

Obama released his "birth cirtificate", the next thing you know he'll be releasing his pictures of Osama.